basement salsa

When you mix your poop with jizz. Girls love it on totilla chips.

I can't believe she ate a whole plate of basement salsa!

by N17R0 October 7, 2004

Basement Dweller

A basement dweller, much like a hikikomori, lives inside their guardian's house and often do not pay rent, have no job, have no dreams of pursuing education, and are often obsessed with anime, video games, manga and often have a unhealthy life style of playing video games all day, neve working, going on reddit, and eating junk food all day. A majority of these people are misogynists, men, and obese mainly living in the US or Canada but are slowly becoming mainstream and a popular trend in countries and becoming more present in today's society.

My uncle is a basement dweller. All day he sit's in his mom's basement and hasn't had any reaction with anyone other than in his mom in real life in 29 years.

by Idefinedumbwordsbutthatsok December 19, 2022

Basement Baby

A person that spends all his time in his mom's basement playing computer games, must not have a job and be aged over 40!

My Brother is a basement baby. Jake coined the term in adventure time, so its true.

by Bishnuu October 19, 2015

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

the Lesbian living in my basement

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

by Lucii Dalia March 16, 2009