blarting

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

by T.I.M October 17, 2008

batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

blarting

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

by MertK October 23, 2016

Barfing Penis

it takes action during sexual intercourse. When a woman deep throats a man so hard that she barfs on the males penis. The Barf runs into the penis hole and when he ejaculates cum, the bits of barf are returned back into her mouth, face, or body.

yo i heard your moms new nickname was the Barfing Penis... think you could hook me up?

by A big WAng December 15, 2008

South Barrington

Out of all the Barringtons, this is the most "new money" of them all. It also has the most wealthy Asians in Cook County and possibly the whole Chicago area. It seems like all the rich Asians from Schaumburg and Hoffman Estates are moving to South Barrington to get away from the Asians and Hispanics who are ONLY "upper-middle class".

Dude, have you been to South Barrington? It is so rich and unaffected by the recession that they might as well call it South Asia.

by northwestallday November 24, 2010