Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

by Crappy Chris March 3, 2010

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

bald steve

Used to describe a ball sack with no pubes. Naturally no hair or shaven.

"Did you see James' junk when Ben pulled his pants down?"

"Yeh haha he's got a Bald Steve"

by Qmwnebrvtcyxizoapsldkfjgh November 16, 2016

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015

bald python

Shaved Penis and Testicles

Aaron: Nice bald Python
Oscar: Thx

by Nerfalicious December 28, 2015

Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman January 29, 2016