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Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.
Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.
by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022
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Blind Bust

When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
I'm gonna go blind bust... BRB
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
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Blind Optimism

She hopped into the car with him, not knowing where he was taking her. He filled her with blind optimism.
by zishy August 12, 2014
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blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.
Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!
by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004
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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.
She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.
by Fahad Hussain January 27, 2009
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Blind Idiot Art

A term used to describe the art/streetArt, poetry, music and spiritual/occult practices of a group called the O.O.K, or the Order Ov Kish. Blind Idiot Art is a budding movement that is largely still unknown even to the underground scene.

There are no criteria by which something can be labeled as the Blind Idiot Art, although some say that anything that promotes freedom from cliches and identifications IS, in fact, B.I.A.
-Check this out! This painting must be what all the hype is about
-Yep, that's blind idiot art, straight from the O.O.K.
by idkjustin55 August 25, 2010
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blind Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and and t-bags the patient during the procedure, but before hand puts Benzocaine on his balls so they are numb and Tingley so he can not feel it.
Oh Damn he just got the blind Texan
by dds 1987 January 25, 2014
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