booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson June 9, 2011

People are blind!

A very wise saying of Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) that complies with everyone especially Adrien Agreste.

A: "If I wear this costume, people are going to recognize me as Chat Noir!"
P: "People are blind!"

by Wazzupboi23 October 14, 2020

blind by choice

choosing to be blind by closing your eyes all the time

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.

by falmeth November 30, 2010

Baby blindness

1.When a friend/partner has a period when they will be totally fixxed when they see a baby and nothing else (including obstacles), anywhere.

2.When parents of an ugly baby think it is the cutest and most wonderful thing in the world. Ignoring it obvious faults.

1.women and baby in pram walking down a street
friend1: Arrr that baby so cute.....
Owwwww! who put that lamp post there?
friend2: you lampposted cause of your baby blindness. That serious baby blinding.

2.Mum: aint she the most cute baby in the world!
Friend: errmmmmm no it looks like an alien from men in black
Mum: what!?
Friend: you got serious baby blindness

by fudgefeint April 4, 2009

dora blind

When somebody cant see something right in front of them and they ask for help

Clara was dora blind, the keys were right in front of her, yet she asked to Doctor

by DontBeComplatin April 4, 2015

blind grind

when one is rubbing his/her junk against random strangers on the dance floor

Walter: Do you even know that girl?

John Deere: hot shit i've never even met this girl and she's giving be a blind grind

by jehreeeee March 30, 2009

shade blind

Its similar to being color blind but instead of mixing up colors, you mix up the different shades of a color

K- "This is my only black shirt"
M- "Thats not black, its grey… You're so shade blind"

by Yapper30 May 9, 2015