Avocado Bag

A man's ball sack

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.

by ReadyLH August 23, 2021

Avocado

Horny

Jonathan: Hey Man
Raccoon: I am Avocado for you John…The way you smell turns me on

by E A June 1, 2021

bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

Turning Sigma; gaining aura.

P1: I have just seen someone stop using brainrot!
P2: bro was like Nikocado Avocado losing weight

by notryhards33 October 16, 2024

nikocado avocado

a funny crazy handsome youtuber who makes a specific funny face that makes everyone laugh. he also trolls the internet. ever since he lost weight I've been wanting his cum in my vagina. he's so hot. he has a cute smile and nice eyes. even tho he was married to a handsome guy I still want him to shove his big dick up my vagina. and alot of girls can say the same. he would need viagra. everyone knows who nikocado is. if people saw him at walmart they would jump up and down. I love nick just the way he is.

girl 1: wait nikocado avocado is kinda hot
girl 2: for real he actually is hot I want his dick inside my vagina

girl 1: me too

nikocado avocado: gee thanks

by middleeasternprincess October 22, 2024

Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.

chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado

by tinker! July 9, 2025

Holy Avocado

Used to express emotions like shock, surprise or enthusiasm for atheists who worship avocados instead /satire

Holy Avocado, I just got into Harvard!

by Chinigugugaga August 22, 2025

Avocado Cookie

Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.

Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021