async

1. A nice guy who gives up his time to help dialup users, and their pitiful connection speeds.

18:10:57 <Mephs> i wanna get they hunger
18:11:18 <Mephs> and 67mbs doesnt sound too nice
18:11:39 <async> ill d/l it for you inf you want.
18:11:57 <async> then i could send it u in manageable chunks

by Mephs September 26, 2004

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asymtoke

assuming someone has toked up
Claiming someone is stoned and their really not.

Hey, did you get stoned this morning?

No, im just hyper.

Are you sure dude?

Yes, god don't asymtoke me!!

by Andrea Pitz May 9, 2006

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Asynchronous System

An office-employee writing answer letters on a typewriter in response to electronic mail or other communications.

French Company GOA in response to Database Failure:

A: To reduce the load on the database server we have an asynchronous system. What this means is that when you put your details in, the system will store it, another system will then check it and confirm the details to you. This means the whole system is much smoother.

by HorzaSe October 22, 2008

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asylum attic

crazy brain, loco en la cabeza

Myles has an asylum attic if he thinks that girl will reply to 4 hours of non-stop chats. Dude you're nuts.

by xoferD January 14, 2010

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Asymptet

Of South African origin, the Asymptet is the boob which asymptotically approaches the maximum height of the perfect model of a boob.
Originating from the South African word for "boobs" or "tits" known loosely as "tette".

13th: Wow, those boobs look perfect.
LR: Ye, those are the Asymptet.

by supertits May 21, 2011

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