As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

As Empty as Ventura Avenue on Yom Kippur

Really fucking empty.

And lo, on the tenth of this Jewish month of Tishrei, all goyim will make fantastic time.

by KingTT July 14, 2003

As Fuck

A common usage of measurement. Used when the object being described is as big as the deal your parents used to make when you said the word "fuck".

That shit was big as fuck.

Man, that joint we smoked got me high as fuck.

by Mic McGafty September 7, 2017

as if

an expression of utter repulsion and or disqust. to be said when thourougly annoyed.

"the sales guy came up to me, and was like, we have the best polyester pants! and i told him loud and clear "as if" and then i walked out the door"

by erin robinson February 15, 2004

as a friend

means they hate you, and wany you to freaking get away.

Girl- I like you. As a friend.
Boy- Awesome. (hugs)
Girl- (stabs)

by Sean June 1, 2004

AS/S

Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy fanfiction.

Due to the cannon relationships of Harry/Ginny and Draco/Unknown Female in Deathly Hallows, the Harry/Draco shippers have now moved on to fictions involving their sons to fulfill their slash needs.

AS being Albus Severus
S being Scorpius

Pronounced as 'Ass'

"AS/S the true OTP"

"I'm all about the AS/S"

"Hey Jo! Kiss my AS/S"

"It's AS/S time 7.21.07"

"AS/S Because other Harry Potter ships can kiss mine"

by Gagsy December 15, 2008

as a friend

basically this means you're hella ugly and/or you've been totally rejected. better luck next time pal!

I like you ugly bob, but just as a friend...

by Propagandhi May 27, 2004