Aplatonic

Someone who finds no interest in making platonic relationships

sorry, I don't want friends, I'm aplatonic

by Qal December 17, 2022

Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If in prayer, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "So what", "Meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists to confront others and pop bubble wrap...Oh, and discuss philosophy.

Evangelical Christian: The rear of the deer is so beautiful, bless god!
Evangelical Apatheist: So what.
Evangelical Christian: What's your problem?
Evangelical Apatheist: Nothing, I'm an Evangelical Apatheist. You should be too and here's why!

by ChinaboyD April 26, 2011

Aplatonic

Anon × platonicfree of sexuality and relational romanticness

~ a double negative meaning more sexual or more romantic than people would necessarily realise if the word weren't used.

Content warning for sexual harrassment You can say until the cows come home that you aren't coming onto me, but you've already said and done multiple aplatonic things, so you needed to back off a long time ago.

by ~ _ ~ September 14, 2020

Ankat

When you are feeling frusterated, and don't know what to think, you are mad and sad. It can also be all of these plus cold.

I am so Ankat- i am so frusterated mad and cold.
I am so sad and i don't know what to think.

by Andrea + Kaity February 16, 2004

akatonomasto

applications, games, mp3's, movies, xxx, anything you ever want, its all there!

cool shit man! where did you buy it from?!
-i didnt buy it you malaka, i got it off akatonomasto!

by pyro May 17, 2004

apathycore

also known as apathyXcore or aXc, to say you dont care and are not associated with any "core",like hard-core or emo-core.

person one: im so hardcore
person two: im so emocore
person three: im apathycore, yall have fun with that.

by nicolerocksmore June 29, 2008

Apatovianist

one who prescribes to the tenets of apatovianism, a modern aesthetic movement that exists solely to alienate people and make fun of any person, idea or thing that does not coincide with the believer's accepted set of what is intelligent or worth a damn.

noun; a dumb stupid.

a group of loud apatovianista was overheard making fun of a movie they had neither seen nor heard of at the local american apparel store while purchasing a three-pack of cotton underpants at least two sizes too small.

by march_hare August 4, 2008