EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena

Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena, formally known as EAGP, is a disease that tends to occur in those that are religious. It is a simple case in which your answer for almost everything is less than immature.

Man 1 : "how did we come to earth?" Man 2: "god made us" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "how does a computer work?" Man 2: "its like magic but with electricity" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"
Man 1 : "am i able to become a top class professional of my choice?" Man 2: "if god says so" Man 1 : "are you stupid? or do you have EAGP - Easy Answer Garbage Phenomena?"

by moe604 December 16, 2013

answering machine

An electronic device which is designed to automatically answer your phone calls. People who are too cheap to get voice mail usually have an answering machine.

I got rid of my answering machine and got voice mail instead.

by Qbert August 22, 2003

The Answer

Nortern Irish modern Classic Rock band influenced by Led Zeppelin and Free. The best band out there at the moment. It is a disagrace to all humanity that while crap like Wolfmother are given credit for bringing back Classic Rock The Answer go unnoticed.

"Wolfmother are so cool!!!"
"Yeah but they're Australian hosers, check out The Answer... real Classic Rock!"

by JulesWinnfield June 10, 2007

da BOMB Final Answer

This was made up in my school with me and three other guys.
It was named after one of the losers in our school. What it is,is that you shit, piss, and jizz with your friends in this smoothie maker and mix it all up. Put it in two cups.Then you set those cups by the face of a person who is laying on the ground blind folded tied up of the hands and feet. Hopefully they will rollover to one those cups and it spills all over his or her face

Let us say you're at a party and you're basically wasted and you just want to get some pussy. But this fuckface says no fucking allowed in his crib. So you get bunch of your friends and blindfold him, tie him to the ground, and put da BOMB Final Answer right by his face and when he rolls over it hits him or her in the face.

by yourmama23 March 15, 2010

Back answer

To reply to someones question or statement by farting loudly on queue while ignoring that person.

I asked a question of my partner and all they did was back answer from in the shower.

by Pippi Scragbag October 22, 2008

Rhetorical answer

A rhetorical answer is the instance where an answer is given to an unasked question but it is anticipated to be thought of by the majority of those involve in the conversation.

Bob: I have no idea what I should do for my birthday
Fred: Party?
Gilly: Party sounds good!
Tom: MANSION PARTY!!!
Theodore: China Town - and *no, I don't care to elaborate*.

Theodore has given an example of a rhetorical answer (highlighted by two asterix).

by Pootleflump October 28, 2009

Do we really need to answer that?

No! You should know that we've missed you! :)

Laura: "Have you missed me?"

(Of course we have)

by PC 5117 December 18, 2004