Aether

If their name is Aether, they probably chose it and they’re probably non-binary..
Please give us attention we can’t live without it and don’t know how to ask for it, so I’m doing us all a favour and asking myself. If you take an Aether on an adventure, they’ll love you forever. Yes, we like hugs, yes we hate contact, we exist!!)
Or if you came here for the character... He’s just another twink from Genshin Impact.

Person A: “My friend acts like a cat, always wanting attention, but not contact.”
Person B: “Is their name Aether?”
Person A: “Yes..”

by enustah July 24, 2021

month after pill

An abortion.

Bro 1: That slut I banged last month skipped her period.
Bro 2: That's not cool.
Bro 1: No worries, she took the month after pill. Problem solved.
Bro 2: Well played.

by Undeployed April 1, 2010

i before e except after c except when

I before e except after c except when your foreign neighbor Keith received eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. Weird.

I before e except after c except when... this is what they taught you in the third grade math instead of how to pay taxes or something.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

After After Party

In some cases, a way to end the night after the "after party." But usually is used in a way to get people out of your house whether or not there actually is another "party."

Did you hear about the "after after party??" It's at any house other than mine. Just Gtfo!

by Huske Dog August 24, 2010

After Eight

After Eight is the sexual act of ejaculating inside the rectum

I gave her "After Eight" last night.

by Coolcat576 April 6, 2016

morning after

the time when you wake up, usually after a drunken night, that you realize the problem that was made last night. Random dude is passed out in your bed, drooling on your pillow.

texts;
girl one; omg! some naked guy in my bed!
girl two; I told you not to take him home! you were gone!
girl one; shit. this is an awesome morning after..

by taytar January 25, 2009