resting actor

unemployed person

Mary: James is an actor.

Jane: A resting actor, maybe. I think he's just allergic to work.

by ChuckChaser69 August 20, 2010

Smash Account

Smash Account: Originally derived from the phrase "I got that bitch on smash", this term shares close ties with the much more frequently utilized booty call. A poor man's Little Black Book, a typical smash account is a gentleman’s virtual directory of possible “booty calls” at a given time. Women included in this mental compilation are subject to a plethora of vile and degrading sex-acts (see Cincinnati Bowtie & Rusty Trombone), and as a rule of thumb are usually unaware of their peers on the list. While Smash Accounts themselves are invaluable, their rosters are disposable and frequently updated.

"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

Sexual Bank Account

A Sexual Bank Account is when you or a partner gives sexual pleasure with out reciprocal events. Which then are either a deposit or withdrawal in that couples joint Sexual Bank Account. Obviously like a real account you can not over draw on it.

I had to give Matthew the sad report that having reviewed the state of our Sexual Bank account and finding it was in serious condition that he might have to make a deposit to even consider another blow job..didn't go well but whats a girl to do..??

by DaynaS March 14, 2008

acoustic

white version of remix

Wow this acoustic of How to Save a Life is great!

by Jersey son November 10, 2006

acoustic hop

(genre) Style of music developed in the North Park neighborhood of San Diego, CA combining the singer/songwriter genre with hip hop. It breaks away from the stereotypical "acoustic" sound which tends to be overly dramatic with the purpose of being "sensitive" or "nostalgic" and drifts away from the electronic back beats of Hip Hop with the use of an acoustic guitar and maybe a cajon (percussion intrument). It does this by using interesting rhyming patterns, slang and string plucking as opposed to strumming. A highly entertaining and often comedic listening experience that is full of collaboration a la hip hop's Wu Tang Clan.

We went to see some local singer/songwriters at a coffee shop. For the most part they all sounded the same accept for the one guy playing acoustic hop. He was funny and had us wanting to shake our booties. At different points during his set other artists joined in with him on stage. It was awesome!

by Sentinel408 September 7, 2009

Acton tux

The atire of a resident of the town of Acton (aka "the armpit of Ontario") on a special occasion or ANY occasion for that matter. The atire consists of a plaid lumber jacket and cougar boots with the tongues out.

Sandy: "Are you wearing your Acton tux to the wedding ?"
Aaron: "Um... what ?"
Sandy: "Your Acton tux - you wearing it ?"
Aaron: "Ummm... what ?"
Sandy: "Nevermind"

by Snydbo April 24, 2011

accountabilibuddy

someone you are assigned to be friends with and to make sure they don't stray from the path of righteousness and become confused.

"He's your accountabilibuddy! That makes you accountabilibuddyable!"

by vidaesunlibro December 24, 2008