A school where the staff famously hand out detentions for fuck all. Having your shirt untucked for half a second may land yourself in detention on a Friday eve. The rule was introduced in conjuction with the local Spoons to lower the number of chavs and roadmen drinking there.
In 2022, the school painted a red border around the perimeter. Students seen "crossing into the badlands" are executed at dawn. Also introduced were exit/entry rules heavily influenced by soviet repression in the Gulags. Russian prison uniforms are preferred by students to what they currently wear (due to incidents of pupils overheating) "The blazers are 100% polyester sourced from Aldi," say the school governors "we buy them all during sale season and use cheap indian labour to sew on the house badges, it makes us look like Hogwarts!"
Prospective students of the school should be aware of CCTV in the lavatory blocks closely monitored at all times by the "establishment". This is to to cut down on incidents of roadmen gathering, vaping, drug use, spell casting and other suspicious activity.
As part of their art program, graffiti dominates on many of the walls. Art includes male genitalia, violent language, opinions of teaching staff and "Tick if you're bored" interactive art installations. Experts believe that in thousands of years the various collections will be excavated to teach future humans about the "lost generation" that were humiliated and punished here.
In 2022, the school painted a red border around the perimeter. Students seen "crossing into the badlands" are executed at dawn. Also introduced were exit/entry rules heavily influenced by soviet repression in the Gulags. Russian prison uniforms are preferred by students to what they currently wear (due to incidents of pupils overheating) "The blazers are 100% polyester sourced from Aldi," say the school governors "we buy them all during sale season and use cheap indian labour to sew on the house badges, it makes us look like Hogwarts!"
Prospective students of the school should be aware of CCTV in the lavatory blocks closely monitored at all times by the "establishment". This is to to cut down on incidents of roadmen gathering, vaping, drug use, spell casting and other suspicious activity.
As part of their art program, graffiti dominates on many of the walls. Art includes male genitalia, violent language, opinions of teaching staff and "Tick if you're bored" interactive art installations. Experts believe that in thousands of years the various collections will be excavated to teach future humans about the "lost generation" that were humiliated and punished here.
Person 1: "Hey fam, you go to St Ivo Academy?"
Person 2: "Yeah blud"
Person 1: "How da fuck you make it out alive every day?"
Person 2: " On my e-scooter, but i'm close to throwing myself off the top of the science block...."
Person 2: "Yeah blud"
Person 1: "How da fuck you make it out alive every day?"
Person 2: " On my e-scooter, but i'm close to throwing myself off the top of the science block...."
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Get the academitzvah mug.The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
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