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Tony

Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, And have very large penis.
I wish I was Tony
by Young jeezy #1 fan June 18, 2018
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Tony

fat, annoying, and he licks your finger a lot. like, it's weird as fuck. he doesn't get the concept of personal hygiene and it needs to be fixed. sometimes he eats things on the floor and sniffs the walls. he sleeps wherever he wants and doesn't always make it to the poo poo room on time. he tries, but its a struggle. sometimes he is in my closet and i get scared for two seconds until i throw him out. tony is hairy. bye.
"TONY STOP EATING MY FUCKING CEREAL!"
"MEOW HISSSSSSSS"
by buttdestroyer3000 April 28, 2019
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Tony

A person that is very FAT and doesn't know much english that goes "hah?" a lot. A guy named Tony will mostly share his food with you but you know, you still make fun of him no matter what he shares with you. He also likes to play soccer and you would spend most of your time laughing and watching him play.
Wow, you're such a TONY!!!!!!!
Wow, is he a TONY????
"Hah?" says Tony. I say, " Omg that's so Tony of him."
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Toni

A lying cheating ex-wife who gets preggers by the neighbor and then moves in with him and takes your kids to Cockeysville like 45 minutes away and you never get to see them anymore and who has you pay a ton in child support.
"Man that awesome sweet awesome handsome ex-husband totally got Tonied."
by The-ex February 4, 2010
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Tony

Tonys are usually overweight and not very intelligent. However, don't let this stop you from befriending one! Tonys are super loyal and despite using curse words and getting mad at you at times, they will forever be by your side when you have a problem or obstacle coming your way.

Usually, Tonys have short hair, glasses, and medium to short height. If you know a Tony, get to know him better!
Robert: Hey, isn't that Tony's 6th donut?
Me: Relax fella, Tony is a good guy, don't bully him
by Prideus April 10, 2019
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Tony

Tony is a wild beast from East Asia. He mainly feeds of beans and kidney stones. He loves to eat a tiger.
He is such a Tony
by krazycreations June 4, 2020
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Tony

A Tony is neither a boi or a girl. You have no idea what a today is. It’s a hermaphrodite. Tony’s usually dress like men and u can’t tell what it is until u get the pants off
Is it a boy or a girl

Idk it’s a tony

Is it a dike nah I think it’s a tony
by Daycame97 March 10, 2018
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