A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
by GenAtlas123 February 3, 2020
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The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.
Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.
Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).
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Get the Goblin Pussy mug.Fucked aubergine-shaped goblins which actively seek you out after you smoke some loud. They are partially blind but can smell your fear. The Penis Goblins will do unspeakable things and confiscate your weed stash.Don’t let the Penis Goblins catch you!
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Get the goblin cock mug.When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
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