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A sexual act in which one person lies on the bed with a mouthful of water while the partner places their anus on top of the mouth. The partner on the bed then squirts water up at the anus, cleaning it and providing maximum pleasure
"my anus was pretty dirty the other day, so I got Stacy to bidet me, it was glorious"
by Peter bidet February 4, 2019
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newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.
newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.
by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018
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The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.
by simplyjames April 9, 2022
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german bidet

you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish
i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet
by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021
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Canadian Bidet

The act of wiping one's genitalia with a snowball
by cmfw369 December 18, 2020
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Thai bidet

a ladyboy's tongue
Little did he know, the lady he chose for his soapy massage was actually a boy, and this ladyboy performed her signature Thai bidet service on him.
by Brendones November 13, 2025
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Self-bidet

When a girl slouches back to pee on her butthole after taking a shit, effectively rinsing away the poop.
Jenny self-bidetted in the girl’s locker room.
by Tagger:P December 7, 2021
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