Count Von Pennies

A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.

Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Von bargen

A person that is a complete douche and thinks his/her jokes are hysterical

Someone goes on an Athens vs. Sparta rant putting to much emphasis on their P's while involving in horrible dialogue.

"What a Von bargen"

by poober March 10, 2010

Jorgen Von Strangle

The boss of all fairies and the enforcer of "Da Rules" for all fairies in the Fairly Odd Parents universe. He is also extremely muscular and the strongest fairy in Fairy World.

Cosmo: Oh no, if we break Da Rules, then Jorgen Von Strangle will punish us!

Wanda: Then let's not break the rules. He is, after all, the strongest fairy in existence.

by PleaeDontDoCocaine June 27, 2018

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

by Mario September 15, 2004

Joachim von Ribbentrop

The German Foreign Minister during World War II. Unfairly executed after the war.

Joachim von Ribbentrop is teh coolness.

by Dquenen August 14, 2008

Tuber Von Itchenfleas

Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

Jorgen Von Strangle

(noun) character in The Fairly Odd Parents who has a massive, muscular erect cock that he uses as a secondary wand to bitch slap any fairies in the face.

He also has a lust/love for ten year old Timmy Turner.

"I CAME" said Jorgen Von Strangle, as he flexed his muscular cock in everyone's face.

by Penis McGee Gilligan II February 14, 2008