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Smooth as a pickle

When someone is being incredibly cool and charming. The act of being a suave bastard ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Damn that was smooth as a pickle ๐Ÿ˜
by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020
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chocolate smooth

that party was totally chocolate smooth!
by ryanszbest December 21, 2008
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smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! ๐Ÿ’‹
She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!
by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017
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Smoothe Boy

1) In essence a metrosexual. One who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.
2) A gay man feigning heterosexuality.
3) A man/boy who sags his pants below him ass.
4) An emo male.
5) Any male lead on Vampire Diaries.
'E' from entourage is the patron of all smoothe boys. Michael Bay is a prime example of a desperate smoothe boy.
by Reality82 December 18, 2012
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smooth crisis

A situation in which a population is severely lacking in smooths, or cigarettes, that generally causes widespread panic and emotional discourse.
example 1

person 1- "Bro, I need a smooth man, help me out jew"
person 2- "I don't have any, it's a smooth crisis."
person 1- "You've gotta be kidding me..."

example 2

person 1- "I...need...smooth..."
person 2- "shutup man you know it's a smooth crisis"
person 1- "FML"
by slipthrucracks February 19, 2010
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smooth goose

A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"

Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"

Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"

Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
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Smooth Sally

When your gf is taking a shower and you nut in her hair so she uses it as conditioner
Friend 1: did you smooth sally last night
Friend 2: yeah her hair so smooth after
by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019
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