You know what life really is? You're born.you suck your mother's tits.you get older, you suck your girlfriends tits.You get married.You suck your wife's tits.Someone sucks your tits in the morgue
by Whiteblood June 15, 2004
Get the Lifemug. Joe: "Yo bob, how's life?"
Bob: "..."
Joe: "how's bacon?"
Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"
Bob: "..."
Joe: "how's bacon?"
Bob: "Oh, life's great man. it's all about bacon!"
by Uzer July 6, 2011
Get the Lifemug. by Stephan J. August 17, 2014
Get the Lifemug. the time you spend doing shit until you die/are dead, which is you'll spend most of your time being.
shit is everything. you. do.
shit is everything. you. do.
you're life is a joke. accumulate debt, spend years paying it off, agonize over your children, while sharing in their triumphs, buy a flatscreen to whittle away your college education day by day, and love your spouse like no other, of course until she passes away and then you from a broken heart. or you die and watch her grieve from possibly, but most likely hell, because life had made you such a hard person, you probably lied a little, cheated, but it didn't count, and undercut others to provide what should be basic necessities for your family, who will all do the same
by Jedah88 August 8, 2012
Get the lifemug. You suck-diddly-uck Flanders (at life)
by RenierWolfcastle December 21, 2009
Get the lifemug.