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first fruits

The flow of coffee that first comes out of the coffee maker when brewing a new batch of coffee. This really only applies to the standard, counter-top, drip style brewers. The "first fruits" are the lowest acidity, highest flavor a batch of coffee will ever be.

The best way to brew and drink good coffee in an office environment is to start the brew cycle but leave your cup under the drip spout. When your cup is full, put the coffee pot back under.

This feature of coffee brewing is evidenced by the growing popularity of one-cup-at-a-time brewers, such as the Keurig and Senseo brand single cup coffee makers.
"It is better to take the first fruits than be left with the pot." - Anonymous
by coffee-thrilla April 16, 2011
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Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack
A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ
by chimmler December 23, 2009
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fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.
I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!
by Em1710 August 3, 2006
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fruit hockey

when you’re in the gym shower and guys are smacking their penises against other guys testicles, as the dick is the stick and the loins are the puck
rodney: bro i heard you and coach have been playing fruit hockey

horace: only a lil bit my jit
by lildog776 November 17, 2022
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Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.
today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .
by theotherone May 3, 2009
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The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana
When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win
by LHPL3 March 30, 2010
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