Dilf: Dads I’d Like to Fuck, a dilf is an attractive looking old(ish) man that has children and is someone you would like to fuck
Person 1: HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THAT REALLY HOT ANIME CHARACTER KYOUSUKE HORIMIYA HE’S SUCH A DILF!
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
Person 2: IKR HE’S SO HOT! But he has kids, is married and is wayyyyy too old for us
by Im dead bro stop talking to me July 9, 2022
Get the Dilfmug. 
"Daddy I'm Living For". Usually a way to name male entities, real or fictional, that give you courage to carry on through their paternal vibes.
by SufficientFrame October 19, 2021
Get the DILFmug. by lokistrqnge May 10, 2022
Get the dilfmug. by alexturnersmum June 8, 2021
Get the Dilf Ellismug. A term used for attractive older men if you're not sure if they're fathers or not (used when you're unsure if a person is a real DILF)
A: "Woah! Mr.Jones is a daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
B: "we're not sure if he's an actual dad though..."
A: "Well he's a Schrodinger's DILF then ,there's a chance he has kids and there's a chance he doesn't"
A: "Besides he looks like a Dad so I'll still use the term Daddy"
by MinheZSCREAMMMMMMMMMS May 19, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's DILFmug.