A guy who usually has brown hair, is tan, and is really nice. Cables usually are very charming, and have really really good abs, they also are strong, and really chill laid back hard working guys. Cables have a lot of friends, and they are total bad asses. Usually they like brunettes or blondes, but occasionally like black haired girls. They also have above average dicks, and they love people, they are extroverts. They don’t trust very many people, and think they themselves are bad guys, when in fact they are good guys.
Riley Reid: omfg, Cable is so fucking hot
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best
by The Riddler82 June 8, 2020
Get the Cablemug. by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008
Get the main cablemug. Typically a man/ he/him
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
Get the Cable Technicianmug. by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017
Get the dvi cablemug. by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009
Get the Cow Cablemug. by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
Get the Laying a cablemug. A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
by Fyou123 May 18, 2019
Get the Dominican Cable Guymug.