Big Dick Bandit

A man with a less than average size penis that steals the penises of larger men.
E:I'm a total Big Dick Bandit and you just can't stand it.

L:You steal the dicks of men?
by Herpderpington July 10, 2010
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Big Dick Joe

Having a dick so big that the first thing people ever think about is the size of your penis and often forget your other talents.
“I wish people recognised me for being musician as opposed to my big dick” said a weeping Big Dick Joe
by Gobri July 30, 2019
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Big Dick Syndrome

A male that over the phone, or any form of communication not in person, will talk shit, but when he sees that individual in person he completely ignores them.

Often done over text message or in voice mail.

Also, when the person he is being a dick to answers he will most likely ignore it or take at-least thirty minutes making up what to say next.
Dick(Over text): Mane, I swear I'm going to beat the shit outta you next time I see you, you better stay away.

*later that day* (guy2) sees Dick and starts walking toward him but, Dick turns around and heads the other way to avoid confrontation.

Guy3: What was all that about?
Guy2: He's showing off his Big Dick Syndrome.
by WatsonN January 08, 2013
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Big Dick Syndrome

A person of any gender who uses their achievements, particularly those of a financial or career nature, as if they're swinging a big imaginary dick around the room. Very regularly seen on online dating profiles, or in first meeting situations.

Big Dick Syndrome most usually occupies people who for one reason or another feel insecure about themselves so try to put on a face to cover up their short comings.
"Hey baby, nice to meet you. I'm the senior executive manager of customer experience and digitalisation at XZY, and I think you're pretty hot, want to go for a ride in my '63 Ferrari Roadster? "

"I don't know, with your big dick syndrome you might not have room in the passenger side for me"
by LemonySnickets July 15, 2019
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Big dick swinging

When someone brags about something that isn't worth bragging about
Guy 1: Yo. I just got a new Xbox controller and it's custom.
Guy 2: Big dick swinging.
by 69420yoloswagen69 March 02, 2018
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Big dick status

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches
I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!
by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020
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big dick kacey

The ugliest nigga ever on the whole earth
by Kaykay baby February 03, 2017
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