Zooted

Originating from being remarkably high off of Xanax or Zannys to the point where your brain almost shuts down.

Now in drug culture it is used in general in reference to being high.

He or she isn’t high, they’re zooted. In other words, completely gone off this earth.

by TheSavageAaron August 23, 2020

Zoot

when you use two kingskins and use them to roll

an extra large L-plate , so you basically have a joint 4x

the size of a cigarette paper

“might roll me a spliff”
“nah mate, bum us a zoot”

by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019

Zooted

Adj. A state of mind entered when doing something incredibly dope or gnarly.

Yo! that dude just kickflipped a 7-stair! That shit was zooted!

by zootedessentials September 23, 2025

zoots

Another term for “zooted”

“how u doin?”

“zoots”

by cottonball1221 February 19, 2021

Zooted

Vaccinated against COVID-19

“Man! I got fucking zooted yesterday! Let’s get lit tonight and go out to bars”

by Zootedboi March 18, 2021

Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship”

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022