zoot

British slang for a joint/spliff.
Mainly used to describe a weed joint, but can also be used for other drugs like PCP.

"oi bruv mans blazing a fat zoot innit"
"wicked blud, can u set me one too?"

by ahj03 September 15, 2019

Zooted

To be so high and fcked up that you are beyond existence itself. Your capabilities of being human have disappeared and you are in a whole nother lvl my friend. Dont try to have a conversation cause you wont be able to, words wont come out and you only will be babbling.

man im zooted afff

by FckingBubba August 12, 2022

Zaza zooted

When you’re high as balls

“Bro I was so zaza zooted last night, but I can’t really remember!”

by Kahtir:) December 8, 2023

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022

Zoot

The first vaginal penetration when participating in heterosexual intercourse.

Zoot more or less describes a feeling from the ACT listed above.

by Love, bombing fagot August 17, 2025

Zooted

Circumcised

RIP to my Peepaw Bill. Know one will ever have such a freshly zooted hog.

by HogInspector November 4, 2021