Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

Zach

Zach

A retard with a phat ass. He usually has big pp and likes men. Sometimes he fucks with taller women (and older) he usually does dumb shit for attention but doesn’t mind. Hates school and will get fired from every job. He’s good with technology and plays a lot of video games. People called him faggot in school :’(

Zach’s a faggot

Zach’s a retard

by Bigger boy joe October 30, 2019

Zach

A kid who smokes pot and plays fortnite and waste his life away while eating takis.... he does have a cool egg head though

Zach has a egg head

by John Sway June 28, 2018

Zach

a stupid ,smart ,caring ,energetic person who likes to flirt with a lot of people. he doesnt know when to stop picking on people until he gets in trouble. and like drugs

zach is my buddy and he is stupid and caring i am glade were friends. but i wish he would stop trying to sell me drugs

by buddyflufness December 11, 2017

Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.

Wow Zach you are an idiot

by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020