red yeti

were you stick your dick in the oven or something hot

shit i gave myself a red yeti1

by lime34 February 4, 2020

spaghetti yeti

An older male with a profusely aged bush having sexual intercorse with a young, menstruating female.

Did you get lucky after the club?
Yeuh, she wanted a spaghetti yeti.

by SlowMoGizMo February 3, 2020

Yeti Cave

An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.

Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?

by HelpfulWhiteKid May 18, 2023

yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013

Yeti-ism

After being scratched by a yeti on the planet: Triton, you wait a few years until it begins, you transform into a hideous gigantic yeti!

Zoidberg: he doesn't have hyper-malaria you idiots! He has Yeti-ism!

by garfilbert June 10, 2022

yeti-cunt-a-sarus

A naturally ugly female that's over weight and smells like she's got a maggot pie for a pussy and feet the size of boats. But some how the snaggle tooth bitch thinks she's better than you. Talks about everyone behind their back including her children. A real waste of space and air. Sometimes also refered to as Shesquatch.

That bitch don't even want me eating or getting warm. She's a yeti-cunt-a-sarus.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Ohio Yeti Monster

Something that lurks the Ohio forest taking victims and balls with them, then proceeding to roll down a hill to finish them.

Person 1: I just saw the ohio yeti monster

Person 2: Only in ohio

by russian cat. June 18, 2023