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Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He is popular and is sometimes shy. He has trouble asking out girls and he should just go for it. All the girls love him. Xander can be sweet and sensitive, but also full of sarcasm. He can either me snarky or nice when flirting. If a Xander is reading this he should ask out a hot girl named Lane. They are a perfect couple.
" Xander is soooo hot I wish he would ask me out " - every Lane ever
by 11908 September 7, 2021
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Xander is kewl dude. Very weird. VERY WEIRD!
Person 1: Hey is that a Xander?

Person 2: Is he acting WEIRD?

Person 1: yep

Person 2: That's a Xander.
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He's a funny friend, that will make you laugh until you can't breathe, although he's sensitive and sometimes it's a bad thing, but he's a fun joyful friend you'll love to have as a friend, but if you wrong him, he won't just forget about it, he'll hold that grudge. He'll be loyal as can be.
Person 1; Oh look it's Xander!

Person 2: Oh damn there's a real friend
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The best boyfriend ever! Will always care for you, and listen to you no matter what :) not to mention he’s also good looking but that don’t matter all that matters is that he cares for you! You should try to get yourself a Xander <3
“Today I talked to Xander”
“Awww how was it?”

“All I can say is he’s gonna make a perfect dad”
by Ciara <3 April 13, 2022
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Xander

Xander is the the most loyal, appreciative, understanding, loving and funny person you will ever meet. Xander has a heart like soft marshmallows over a hot fire and not even the sun can compare to his heartwarming smile. If you happen to meet a Xander protect him, care fot him and love him unconditionally, because he will do the same for you.
Xander, i love you
by julie.bbe November 23, 2021
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Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!
Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!
by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020
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xander anderson

Total fucktard that knows fuck all about hockey.
I Xander Anderson on a NHL Facebook page. fucktard silly fuck salad tosser
by DillpicklesNrice February 23, 2017
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