You want a Pickle?

When an athletic irishmen offers you a pickle in a suggestive way.

*Fridge door opens*
Irishmen: You want something to drink?
You: No thanks.
*Irishmen turns to slowly stare at you.*
Irishmen: You want a Pickle?

by Tomitaire April 21, 2009

I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

I want to fUk the brown m+m

These words was said by the famous Wilbur Soot, who is a famous makeup, and animal expert.

Wilbur- the brown m+m is very nice, i want to FUk the brown m+m
Tommy- Foking hell wilBur foot

by ghostlyseren February 5, 2021

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Zip it up. I won't fuck you.

Can I just stick it in a little? I'm so horny!

I'd let you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by octopod July 11, 2004

what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

by shaun white is a hotiee January 28, 2007

i want to fuck

I want to have sex with you

I am so horny right now I want to fuck you

by Fonzie99 May 17, 2021

I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

by Coco Puffz July 5, 2009