woody

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

by fat griggs January 27, 2010

Woody

Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.

John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.

by Mal-Mal October 29, 2009

the woody bunch

This is the new family name of the tiger woods girls (family)
The tiger bunch or the woody bunch
This is seen on TV and online

have you heard of the woody bunch,
is ther 9 now in the woody bunch
the woody bunch 19th girl went to hospital

by triple_play_69 December 8, 2009

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

by 2eh fgsdh,igjldsftgjmemjnrw hg May 18, 2011

Woodies

To be in a state of complete and utter drunkness. And/or legless off a small amount.

"Simo was so woodies last night, he was thrashed"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008