woody

having an erection resembling a fucken bat... un less u have like 2 fucken inches.

Johnny has a fucken woody.. groosss!!!

by richarddd June 24, 2008

wordyness

To have wordyness have your own style of speech or style of words.

OI don't knock my wordyness

by Meg dogz September 17, 2006

Woody

A metalhead or headbanger. The term originated in the early 1980's in the South Queens NYC neighborhoods of Ozone Park, Woodhaven, Howard Beach, and Richmond Hill.
A woody listened to heavy metal, wore a black metal band t-shirt, black jeans, black boots, and a black leather wallet with a metal chain hanging from it. The woodys hung out while listening to heavy metal and may or may not have worshipped the devil in Forest Park, on Jamaica Ave, and in the weeds in Howard Beach.

Just left the Metallica concert it was filled with leftover woodys from 1983.

by drivingsnowstorms May 18, 2017

WOODY

A person who works hard and has a deep voice and does taekwondo in his spare time, kind person sort of shy around other people, doesn’t like to start conversations often, and girls love the name.

Girl saying “Woody, that’s a nice name”
Woody saying “Eh, well thanks”

by Woodygunslinger January 4, 2018

Woody

Sexy ass boy with a beautiful personality also very talented and attractive for girls he also gets mad very often

Girl 1 oh ma god this guy woody is soo cute
Girl 2 I wish I had woody he is soo fine

by Docter hillpherger December 4, 2018

Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

buzzin' woody

a buzzing woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight" It's a take off of Buzz and Woody.

a buzzin' woody, a penis helped by a vibrating cockring, as in "Honey, I brought home a Toy Story tonight", come feel my buzzin' woody.

by fargenbastage July 24, 2011