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Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.
"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."
by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023
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wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol
1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!
by mistersalamander July 30, 2023
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Wisconsin honeymoon

When 2 people share a 500 gram piece of Mozzarella cheese sticks.
I took Leah to the back of the warehouse for a Wisconsin honeymoon
by Mandc2002 October 25, 2023
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almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.
by Red dragon November 30, 2017
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polk county wisconsin

The north thats the same as the south only with snow. full of inbreds, rednecks,hillbillys lifted trucks jammin to kevin gates with subs. If you think the neighbor is cooking biscuits its usually just meth. Underage drinking is okay, and 20 year olds knock up preteens, and everyone will fuck everyone.
Guy:Have you ever been to polk county wisconsin?
Girl1: Yes I have, I met my cousin there. he knew I was his cousin but he told me afterwards. I started questioning it after he told me I was as good as his mother.
by chevyheavy February 1, 2017
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The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole

There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...
by sugondesenuts420 September 28, 2022
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Wisconsin Willyjob

when 2 lesbians are making out and you stick your dick in between their mouths shaking your cock back and forth
Hey ladies wanna go back to my house and give me a wisconsin willyjob
by jk123456 May 9, 2009
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