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owen wilson

The funnier, more broad ranging Wilson brother. Makes alot of movies with Ben Stiller; often co-writes, and acts in movies directed by Wes Anderson. See Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, and his nose.
Owen Wilson was good, but not nearly as good as Bill Murray in "The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"; but wow has Bill aged.
by DukeNukem 6971 February 4, 2006
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Wilson Valdez

A medicore style of a baseball player in which they ground into double plays every opportunity granted to them
Mark was such a Wilson Valdez, his coach benched him for the state-championship.
by PhilliesBaseballTalk July 24, 2010
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MC Wilson

To masturbate over someones facebook pictures.
Oy mate, shes fit. Wouldn't mind an MC Wilson.
by deegmeister June 21, 2010
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lucky wilson

One who seems to fluke an unbeatable poker hand from two terrible starting cards regardless of the quality of his/her apponents hand.
You are sitting on pocket aces and go all in. He/she has seven-two off suit and calls for the hell of it. They somehow manage to spawn an unbeatable full house, trips or quads, usually on fourth street and the river. They then make out it was skill and they knew it would happen all along. He/she has played a Lucky Wilson.
by Nico Glimmerman January 6, 2008
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Connor Wilson

The fast mothafucka in the United States. Currently residing in coppell, or cop hell Texas.
Did you see connor wilson beat up that weak southlake defense!
by DaxxGarman March 16, 2011
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daniel wilson

slang term for 'dinner lady' (a steriotypical old woman who slaves behind a canteen often sneeze proof glass serving food to staff/students).
by georgewinterz January 5, 2009
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Dirty Wilson

When you take the grip of a tennis racket and shove it up someones ass.
by tennis star ham March 25, 2011
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