You're Welcome

n. the unsolicited response, to the thanks which was never given, given upon completion of a wholly one-sided sexual act benefiting only the speaker.

v. to afford the other party with the opportunity to fellate you, free of the unfortunate encumbrance of reciprocity, feeling, or any other contact other than that between mouth and penis.

n.
SomeGuy: (finishes fellatio)
Mortimore Goth: (recipient of fellatio) "You're welcome."

v.
"I 'you're welcomed' a Pakistani barista with shingles and a retired cab-driver this weekend."

by Mortimore Goth December 21, 2009

Welcome!

The original main channel of spin. A place for rival ideologists to slug it out with glee.

Welcome! is practically dead now. I think I'm going to International instead.

by RINGO October 22, 2003

Welcome Mat

A small patch of pubic hair above a woman's clitoris/vagina/pussy/genitalia. The majority of the pubic hair is shaved clean. See also landing strip or strip of bacon. Can be used with the term hardwood floors.

As she took off her panties, I noticed that she had hardwood floors with a welcome mat.

by ephemereality July 14, 2004

Mississippi Welcome Center

30 guys in white hoods, or punchline to a nigger joke.

Mississippi Welcome Center 10 miles ahead.

by SpaldingDualie April 25, 2009

The Epping Welcome

when you get stabbed in the throat with a pen...a way of eppingers welcoming you.

I gave nick the epping welcome because he is black

by Moniquoi September 8, 2006

Welcome to America

a term used to describe a negative American stereotype of being lazy,fat etc

John and Frank are at walmart

John: look at that fat bitch over there
Frank: I bet she weighs 300 pounds
John: Welcome to America

by Jack Mehov the 2nd May 2, 2009

Welcome Mat

The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.

You’re welcome mat sweetheart…

by Masquerader November 11, 2019