Weenie muffler 

Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole

Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.

Weenie muffler by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025

EMS Weenie 

A person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as EMT or EMR.

"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
"Tell that EMS Weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters"

EMS Weenie by FF44 December 8, 2013

hand weenie

A hand surgeon.

Diego's favorite part of the body is the scaphotrapeziotrapezoid ligament. What a hand weenie.

hand weenie by BoneBoneBoneBoneBone November 2, 2020

Jeenie. Weenie 

An awesome content creator who is verified on titkok and has millions of followers. She used to be a flight attendant for emirates but now is a social media star. She is from Toronto Canada and her real name is Sandra Jeenie Kwon. Sandra is her English name and Jeenie is her Korean name. Her tiktok is based on true flight incidents and more about being a flight attendant. She started a series called "things you didn't know about cabin crew" on tiktok.

Me: OMG! Aren't you Jeenie. Weenie, the awesome content creator on social media who used to be a flight attendant!? I'm such a huge fan! Can you take a pic with me real quick?!
Jeenie: Sure! I'd love to!
Me: OMG! TYSM!!! Ur literally sooooo amazing!
Jeenie: Ur welcome and tysm!

Jeenie. Weenie by Just me and my opinion_12345 June 3, 2021

weight weenie 

Road Bicycle enthusiast who becomes obsessed with subtracting weight from his bicycle at all costs, including overriding safety concerns and practicality. A Weight Weenie will always replace a 100 gram component with a 99 gram component regardless of all other factors, including cost, durability, and overall design and functionality. Materials that are commonly used in the pursuit of lightness include: aluminum, carbon fiber, composites, and titanium.

Your bike weighs only 8 pounds, you must be a total Weight Weenie !

weight weenie by Titanium Frame Builder November 14, 2007

Super Duper Weenie Effect 

When someone is the only person in a group to have done a certain thing, so they over hype it to make it seem like the best thing in the world.

Jack went to a hotdog stand and has been talking about it for 5 days since, talk about a Super Duper Weenie Effect.

Steve said that girl he got with was way hotter than she really was, holy SDWE.

Super Duper Weenie Effect by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 23, 2019

Green weenie 

Quite possibly the fattest fucking cock in the existence of humanity. More commonly found in the great community of the armed forces especially in the Marine Corps. This cock can be found slaying assholes left and right no one is safe in the presence of the almighty green weenie.

Person 1 : dude I just got voluntold for a field op in the middle of the Sahara desert I won’t be back for 6 months

Person 2: it’s your fault you can’t deny the almighty green weenie it will only prolong your suffering

Person 1: curses I guess I’ll just have to loosen this asshole for the green weenie maybe then my suffering will end

Green weenie by Shdylatina November 28, 2019