VO5 wax for my ginger hair
by 22girl December 12, 2017

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
by Redddd071 October 16, 2017

by BubberM June 21, 2011

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.
by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015

by The J Gunner June 15, 2008

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
