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VO5 wax

VO5 wax for my ginger hair
by 22girl December 12, 2017
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Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!
by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014
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shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.
"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
by Redddd071 October 16, 2017
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Snack'n Wax

Wax which is retrieved from your dogs ear with your finger and then offered to him/her as a treat.
My dog, Codie Blue, loves snack'n wax as a treat
by BubberM June 21, 2011
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bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.
by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015
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wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.
You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX
by The J Gunner June 15, 2008
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wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
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