by weirdguyontheweb May 22, 2021

Harry styles wanted sugar, watermelons and berries. He never got them. He still wants them. He wants double though since its been 2 years since he asked for them. He said in his own words "I want more berries". He also requests to have them on a summer evening. He has waited for so long. where are the mans berries, watermelons and sugar! Who will get it for him!? Poor Harry...
by your sister in law January 31, 2022

Watermelon sugar refers to the Colombian ritual of hoisting the youngest virgin in the village up onto a cross made of 3 years of dried human faeces as well as the skulls of newborns.
The Alphas of the village go off on a midnight raid of a nearby city with homemade napalm and mustard gas, they come back with a record breaking amount of virgins, bicycles and their favourite UNTAINTED SEXDOLLS; it is most definitely time for a ritual to the gods in order to keep the good luck for the next raid. “Brother it is time for Watermelon Sugar, or else no virgins.”
by Queezy.boi.666 June 23, 2021

by llottieyyy January 17, 2021
