waning

If something's terrible or bad or boring or just generally negative, it's 'waning'. Derived from the cycles of the moon. Opposite of waxing

I hate having to eat brussel sprouts at xmas, they're waning!

by SpazOnTheHorizon January 8, 2012

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Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app

I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day

by Coll24 January 10, 2017

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when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

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Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

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Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!

by pirate phillip December 3, 2009

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wanting-it

'Wanting-it' means when a man or woman takes a liking to the opposite gender and feels sexually attracted to them and wants to have sexual intercourse.

At a Nightclub...

Mark: Wow she's sooo peng .

Jake: I know right!

Mark: Yeah, I bet you're wanting-it right now ?

Jake: Hah! Yeah bruv .

by the.human.dictionary. January 16, 2011

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