Dubious Waking

This is the intentional ''evil'' act of waking up friends on your contact list in the middle of the night by either calling ,texting or sending them BBM messages just because you are having difficulties sleeping for one reason or another. This is mostly done with a huge smile/grin on your face.

Steve: Gary you look so tired, rough night ?

Gary: I am a victim of Kamir's 'Dubious Waking'. He kept ringing my phone in the middle of the night and hanging up immediately.

by Kamosirous August 3, 2011

Siberian Waxing

When you jizz on someone's body hair, let it dry, and then pull it off; removing said body hair.

Dude, she had a little bush. So I helped her out with a little Siberian Waxing.

by SirWacksAlot March 31, 2015

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

Pussy Waxing

Pussy Waxing: a woman sitting in a bald man’s head, letting it penetrate her, making her pussy juice wax his head.

I heard that Jolene did that new thing called Pussy Waxing with Mr. Clean last night.

by TacoBellSecondDinner April 9, 2019

while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble

Refers to da minor-to-medium rocking/shimmying of a single-wheel hand-cart dat occurs when ya momentarily release one of da handles to raise yer hand in greeting to a passerby while trundling said wagon along da roadside.

One fairly easy way to minimize da degree/effects of while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble is to simply brace yer hip against da 'barrow's "free" handle to help hold it stable whenever ya hafta let go of it wif yer hand; wif a little practice, ya may not even need to stop walking, but can just steadily "keep on truckin'" and then re-establish yer grip on da 'barow's handle as soon as ya are able.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Title Waving

The act of riding a suction cup dildo in a tub full of water

That bitch is in there title Waving!

by 42069RDD August 13, 2022

wating

An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle

"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)

by Hubertus Pozwillow January 1, 2008