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dallas west virginia 

A tiny town in WV that is the dirty redneck ghetto of Marshall county. It's where all the hill trash that can't afford to live on Roberts Ridge or Fish Creek live. Now overrun with pipeliners and stupid gas workers. A place where society is just dirtier that that rest of the county, trashy women and drunk redneck guys. A place to highly avoid when In Marshall county.
"Hey I'm going to Dallas"

"Cool, Dallas Texas?"

"No Dallas West Virginia"

"Dude you are fucked..."

Point Pleasant, West Virginia

Point Pleasant is a small town in West Virginia, usually referred to as, "the cousin fucker state". Point Pleasant is the place to go for all the drugs you could think of. If you like country folks, I would suggest to be enrolled in Point Pleasant Junior/Senior High School. It is a living hell hole. We have all the methheads and rednecks right here in good ol' Point Pleasant. Have a nice day.
Point Pleasant, West Virginia is home of the mothman, fun fact.

Morgantown West Virginia 

Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie 

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.
"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

Cameron, West Virginia 

Microscopic town in West Virginia known for its rare form of hillbillies, who are actually homosexual. Men from this area are known for wrestling (or raastlin'), chewing smokeless tobacco, and publicized gay sex escapades, while women from this area are simply known for being ugly and missing teeth.
Gay man: Let's go down to Cameron, West Virginia to hang out with them country boys!

Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.
I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

grafton west virginia 

a small town in west virginia and there are alot of drama there and alot of hoes and alot of meth heads there and its a true fact
grafton west virginia is a boring place to be