Wiener Wash

After a man takes a poops in a toilet, he curtsy flushes. During the flush, the water splashes on the penis head.

*flush*

Man 1: Woah

Man 2: Sounds like you got a wiener wash!

by Novacaine86 May 08, 2010

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.

by Captain Jugwash October 15, 2008

washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.

Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."

by clemence55 June 28, 2009

wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.

Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!

by jag3dc May 16, 2018

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick January 23, 2012

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.

by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018