walking children in nature

A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

"You all called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature."--TaMMie Brown

by anxietyblogger May 19, 2014

walking closet

The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.

The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.

by HeiZahn April 21, 2008

walking lick

When somebody sets themselves up to be easily robbed

Jimmy always walks around with all his money hanging out of his pockets he's a walking lick

by Big rasta April 20, 2016

walknig

An explicitly joyful form of half-skip/half-jump generally done whilst in beautiful meadows or surrounded by adorable lambs, suspiciously clad in pastel-colored bows; NOT a mispelled version of the word "walking", so don't even go there

The two merry elves were seen walknig through the candy cane field, holding hands and giggling like school girls.

by Eden's Brainfather April 26, 2008

Walkin Slicks

Any amount of money earned above and beyond the expected. Examples: finding a $20 on the ground, winning money while gambling, buying something cheap and selling it at a higher price.

Money earned at work as part of salary or normal hourly wages would not be considered walking slicks. However, any additional money earned, such as a bonus, would be considered walking slicks.

Friend: "Last night I won $1000 at the casino"

Me: "Oooohh, nice... walkin slicks"

Friend (Nodding): "Yeeaaahhhhh..."

by D-Dubya February 9, 2010

Walker wishbone

When a dude is taking a shit and he takes a picture of his cock with the fat turd in the background then sends it to his chick.

I was bored while taking a shit and I sent my chick a walker wishbone!

by Walker Berens May 12, 2010

walking boner

Horny beyond belief and wanting to fuck anything that moves.

I'm soo horny, I feel like a walking boner!

by mookie's zj June 23, 2011