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viking helmet

When a girl with pigtails is giving you a blow job and right before you're about to cum, you pull her pigtails up, spray all over her hair and let out a nice operatic-viking "Ahhhhhhhh".

With her pigtails up, it looks like she's wearing one of those helmets you'd see in a viking opera.
This cutie was giving me a nice BJ and I just had to finish by giving her a viking helmet.
by AR. September 6, 2008
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the angry viking

When a man is fucking a from behind, then the man fakes his orgasm and spits on the womens back. The women turns around and you bust on her face.
by Sean Cheddar February 2, 2007
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Viking Master

At the head of the warrior of the North stood Chuck Norris, the Viking Master
by Ivar Skullcracker March 1, 2009
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viking ship

A gathering, party, or bar where the vast majority of attendants are straight males, who, not unsurprisingly, wonder where all the females are.
DJ Stay-Funk's party was lame, nothing but guys...a real viking ship.

MC Musty went into the pub to scope it out for the group. A minute or two later he comes out and tells the rest "Screw this place. It's a fucking viking ship in there, nothing but tools."
by MaxMan June 23, 2006
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viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.
"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"
by jay bizzle July 29, 2006
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viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.
Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"
by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009
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TeamRK VIKING

An amazing Gears of War, Halo, and Call of Duty player on X-Box Live. Great with the sniper rifle.
TeamRK VIKING just killed me again!
by ImAStraightKilla September 29, 2010
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