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Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
Vietnam
by BlackNiggerFromAfrica August 30, 2019
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Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe
by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020
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Vietnam War

A war that the State Department lost, not the U.S. military. Dumbass liberal college students and hippies trying to turn our country into a communist regime at the same time didn't help, either.
After I got back from the Vietnam War, some hippie spit on my uniform and called me a baby-killing war criminal, so I broke his jaw, just to remind him that it's because of "baby-killers" like me that he has the freedom to express his thoughts, no matter how wrong or asinine those thoughts are.
by iamawesome93 June 16, 2011
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Vietnam Flashback

The face you make when you stare blankly at the camera while making a reaction video without giving any thought or opinion on it. Then you ramble about the video.
Person 1: Did you see Jinx's new video?

Person 2: I did! He had that stupid Vietnam Flashback face the whole video!

Person 1: I know! What an idiot!
by dragonknox August 8, 2016
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Vietnamese

A language that kinda sounds like French with an Asian accent. Their "Banh Mi" is just an Asian Spinoff of the French Baguette and actually tastes pretty good.
"Wait why are there baguettes in a Vietnamese Supermarket?"

"Dude, those are Banh Mi."
by That One Taco... September 21, 2019
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Vietnamese Swordfight

When two males have a "swordfight" with their penis' whilst dressed as a ninjas
Tom:Fancy a vietnamese swordfight??
Jerome:Yeh sure, i'l just get the ninja outfits
Tom:Oh goody ;)
by Franksy3 May 12, 2009
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Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's Backdoor Ganja

A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
by The_funbags March 1, 2010
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