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Vag-a-loon

When a male or female blows into another females vagina, than she simply pushes all the air out of her vagina, and the sound of her queef while running around the room to act like a balloon flying freely threw the room after being released.
Guy 1: "Dude, Wanda totally did a vag-a-loon for me last night. I was laughing so hard I about pissed me self."

Guy 2: "bahaha oh hell naw dawg"
by That odd chick April 20, 2014
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Vag holder

on females!! the part of your leg that gets fatter before your vagina (inner thigh)
that bitches vag holder is fatter then my dick
by bennyfucker July 12, 2009
mugGet the Vag holdermug.

vag in hand

a teen girl that is dating and teenaged boy that is much younger then her (3-4 years) she is ussually easy or desperate
i heard sarah and her 14 year old boyfriend broke up, because his friends were teasing him. But he had perfect vag in hand
by ash_xo_ox July 11, 2011
mugGet the vag in handmug.

cabbage vag

A repulsively filthy and stanky vagina.
Floria needs to give that cabbage vag a good scrubbing.
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014
mugGet the cabbage vagmug.

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
mugGet the Vag Taxmug.

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!
The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL
by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019
mugGet the Vag Cavmug.

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.
Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.
by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010
mugGet the vag-fimug.

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