Unicornism

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.

Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*

by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010

unicorn

A single ear of corn.

No, I am to full to eat that much, how bout just a unicorn?

by Volair March 13, 2004

Unicornism

Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.

He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 4, 2011

unicorn

has a dildo on their head its a dildo unicorn put a dildo on your head and become a human unicorn

man your a unicorn

by bevis9978 March 12, 2017

unicorns

mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.

my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!

by hotasset January 17, 2008

unicorning

Placing your hand apon your head with your index finger placed straight outright like a unicorns horn. either used to stimulate the vigina or anus. while the mouth pulls a raspberry into the opposite hole.
Also known as a "Unicorn"

"Have you ever been to the hut in hook? all sorts of things go on there. even unicorning."

by TomMurtha June 26, 2007

unicorned

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.

by Sergeant Firewater April 4, 2010