Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013

OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."

Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.

by weave October 28, 2003

underwriter

A sophisticated name for a data entry clerk, so they won't feel like they are just low skilled individuals.

the underwriter at geico insurance is really a data entry clerk, all they do all day is enter data into the computer.

by mitchell schulz January 18, 2008

rusty underwear

Underwear that has been worn and when taken off has a brownish shit stain on it.

i dont let my mother wash my underwear because i always have rusty underwear

by Miguel Gonzalez March 29, 2008

butt underwear

granny panies. any panies that extend from the belly button to an inch below the poonaner

alicia wears butt underwear

by doo doo patrol October 22, 2003

Sunday underwear

The underwear you wear that you really shouldn't. It is called Sunday underwear because it is "Holey" (Holy).

Today is Tuesday and I haven't done laundry for two week. So I'm wearing my Sunday underwear.

by Nicholas123K December 20, 2010

Magic underwear

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."

by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014