Unicorn 

Unicorns are the best creature. They make your heart melt with one look and fill your mind with magic rainbow poop. Eat this, you will fly off to happy land

Oh my gollygosh, did you see that unicorn yesterday?!

Unicorn by Unicornhippie May 3, 2018

Unicorn 

A flying magical pony.

All the little girls love them.

The unicorn flew through the clouds.

Unicorns are magical creatures, blessed with flight, magic, and wisdom.

Unicorn by probably a しょたこん January 31, 2018

Unicorn 

A mythical creature, looking most like a horse with a horn, but it farts glitter and rainbows.

The unicorn flew in my dream!

Unicorn by Ina_w January 7, 2019

unicorn 

Every name for a dick.

WOW that guys got a big unicorn

unicorn by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Unicorn 

A fabulous horse with a horn on its head that farts out rainbows all though very simular to a Pegasus in many aspects the unicorn can't fly.
Use full unicorn facts:
·A group a unicorns is called a blessing
·Drinking their blood will make you immortal
·There horn is magical
·They are the national animal of Scotland
·They are know extinct because Noah excluded them from the ark (this one is just legend)

Person: hey what's the coolest animal.

There's one really fabulous one :Person 2
Person: which one is that?

The unicorn of course :Person 2

Unicorn by the unicorn of banterbry March 29, 2015

Unicorn 

A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.

Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!

Unicorn by Pan daz 4 life October 13, 2017

Unicorn 

When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.

Last night wifey gave me unicorn.

Unicorn by Lanky Tone January 18, 2018