I needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so I just kept farting instead. "Hey dude quit burning turds over there."
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What do you mean, Mr. Delegate? Of course there are no Armenians here! These people just look different because they're mountain Turks!
by _wow_ August 28, 2018
Get the Mountain Turk mug.When in the act of shitting you push soooo hard feeling a huge load comming out to your surprise you rapid fire minni balls of shit resembling little rabbit turds.
Scott "last night i felt a huge shit comming on and after working hard for 5 minutes i machine gun fired a shit ton of mini shits"
Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"
Matt "sounds like you had a case of the rabbit turds bro"
by piledriv3r August 20, 2011
Get the Rabbit Turds mug.Verb; A point in any game that you kill people online, that when you respawn, you respawn in the middle of the enemy position, and are killed off 0-3 seconds after your respawn.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
Turdspawn-er: Noun;When you are the person that killed the guy
Reverse Turdspawn: Verb;When you spawn in the middle of the enemy position, but take them all out.
Alex:Crap, I'm dead.
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!
Luke:It's alright, I took him out.
Alex:'k, I'm almost back........ there, I'm ba- DAMMIT! I just turdspawned!!
by Zakstab March 30, 2008
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You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
by MasculineGold June 18, 2012
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1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.
2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.
3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.
Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."
Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."
Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"
by TehBroomOfDoom February 1, 2009
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