Turf Mob

Gang in Portland, OR near Park Rose which gang members consist mainly of High school students or younger adults.

yo don't fuck wit dat nigga hes rollin wit Turf Mob!

by K eller June 11, 2008

Turf War

A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.

Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.

by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017

Filthy turban

The tissue paper stuck to the glans, post wank wiping.

Jessie was ready to blow me, until she saw the filthy turban from my showman's wank.

by Captain Tappy April 27, 2010

brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010

Trouser Turban

A hat that a salesman wears when he commits total faggotry to a customer. Also known as pulling a tucky.

"Mr Tuck went to his appointment and came out wearing a trouser turban"

by Sponge teeth October 2, 2014

Surf and Turf

When you have a dick in your butt while you have your dick in a butt

Matt: You excited for the three some with Tammy?
Tom: Yes, but none of that surf and turf shit…

by SloppySam November 6, 2021

turf

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.


other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"

(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo

mom-"whats turf honey?"

bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"

she never knows!!=o

by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009