cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007

Weiner Tucker

A male who tucks the genitalia between the legs, thus hiding the "junk", and giving the appearance of a female.

NHL power forward Rick Nash (currently playing on the Columbus Blue Jackets) is rumoured to participate in the act of weiner tucking.

Man bro, did you ever see that scene in Silence of the Lambs, where dude is all naked and he's doing that weiner tucker thing with his junk hidden between his legs? So hot.

by Billy Bob Norton2 December 11, 2010

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

Tucked Up

To be tucked up is to be outwitted, conned, or otherwise beaten in a cunning or sly sort of way.

We've been tucked up, while he's been cleaning up.

(from the film "Snatch")

by HevayBurtation March 31, 2016

turkey foot

According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.

After dinner me and the girl went back to my place and we played turkey foot.

by ChiliConQueso October 18, 2011

Turkey

A girl with a fatass butt

Girl right there gotta turkey.

by WavvyDom October 25, 2019

jive-turkey-sucka

This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.

"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"

"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"

by Spencer the silly lemur October 24, 2006